Wednesday, March 23, 2005

ampalaya plantation

1 in the morning, jiale and i were still having laughing fits. why you may ask...cause we were talking about our all time favorite subject. Boys. *lol* i dunno if it was the disappointment we had with men in our lives or wala lang kaming magawa that the subject of "lines guys use to pacify women" came up. i even unearthed old text messages that were almost the same with jiale's recent ones. so we've come up with a short list *ahem* of nabenta, bumebenta at nabibili paring BS na linya ng mga lalaki. sa mga guys na makakabasa nito, penetensya muna kayo. holy week naman. *lol*

we're friends naman di ba? how many times ko nang narinig to. and tuwing sinasabi sa akin ang linyang to mapapatingin na lang ako sa langit. kung lahat ng friendships eh may something "extra" aba'y napakasaya naman ng magkakaibigan hahaha...

you're really special to me. yun na. ginawa kang parang halo halo na may leche flan and ice cream. yeah something good to have once in a while, yung tipong seasonal ang dating mo. Pag bored, walang magawa, ubos load, horny, pangpakilig. ayan. special ka nga.

galit ka ba? obvious madalas ang sagot dito. pero pa inosente pa madalas ang guys naiisip "nothing's wrong naman right, eh bakit ka ganyan?" tapos pag di ka sumagot kukulitin kang sabihin mo. if you tell them naman what's wrong...refer to the next paragraph.

sorry na. mali na ako. pampakalma daw. or para mahinto na ang discussion? di ba ang gulo. gusto malaman ang rason. pero when you tell naman eh ayaw nang pagusapan. ano ba talaga kuya?

miss you. isa sa mga ultimate weapons ng mga guys mapatext man o face to face. madaling matunaw ang puso ng isang ice queen kapag narinig na ang mga katagang yan. kasi ang sweet nga naman sa pandinig di ba. lech...hahaha

mwah. ang cute no. papansin talaga. who couldn't resist replying to this? sino bang hindi matutuwa sa isang kiss? hahaha...

serioso ako sa yo. asus. ganun ba? kung exam pala to eh bagsak ka na. dahil ang serioso mo laro laro lang. hmp.

simple lang naman ang sagot diyan. "MUKHA MO!"
eheheh. but reality bites, girls are really suckers for sweet lines. and even if we've heard it all before we still fall for these fast and hard. hay puso nga naman.

contributions to these lines are welcome.

bitter bitches? siguro. hey we're just making fun out of our silly situation.

ampalaya anyone?

10 comments:

poison ivy said...

no violent reaction. *bow*

Pau said...

Himala! Wala dito yong ginagamit ko na linya! :)

eventuallypretty said...

sabi ko nga contributions are welcome. para magamit din ng iba diyan. haha...

nhila517tm said...

oh well well well, let me have some additional lines na i heard so many times pero mind you ah, sa isang lalaki meaning sa iisang tao lang nagsabi sakin...

when we kinda broke up ito ang the best na linya niya sa akin, read the following lines:

1. I care about you and I dont wanna lose you just for this. - asus! ano yun? consolation statement? hellur?!!!

2. I'd rather choose you over her but there's a lot of things which we have to consider - huwat?!!! excuse me po, mister! if you really wanna be with me, you would do everything! sira ka pala eh! kung talagang mahal mo ako, eh di ako ang pipiliin mo!

3. I didnt plan this, it just happend - ano to?! jackpot sa sweepstakes?! nabunot ka lang and ananlo sa raffle kaya you didnt plan?... im not stupid noh?! ginusto mo yun kaya nangyari. kasi ako i believe na things happen because it is our choice especially dun sa naging situation namin!!!

hay!!! boys will be boys!!!
those lines really suck!!!

jopen said...

"you'll never be happy with me so i'm letting you go" - para sa kin ito ang pamatay...at masarap patayin ang lalaking gumagamit ng excuse na itoh!...reeks of irresponsible & selfish attitude... _ _ _ _ mo!..LOL... alam mo na kung ano yung 4-letter word di ba Patty girl? bwahahaha...

shopgirl said...

buti nalang napadpad ako dito grabe benta pramis yang entry mo na yan.

eto sinabi sa akin dati

"i didn't mean to hurt you" ah eh putangina mo. amen. bow

oops. bitterness is that you i smell? hee :)

eventuallypretty said...

join the ampalaya plantation. there's a patch over there. :)

Marco said...

ok lng yon! ganon talaga...

kesa nman sa girls na basta hindi ka na lang kakausapin...

peace! hehe

poison ivy said...

ano buzzz??? wala ka dito sa linya sakin dati: there's nothing wrong with you. kaya lang, mas broadminded sya kesa sayo. *lolz*

shadesofizebox said...

quite interesting.. hehehe..