Hello Kitty Has No Mouth
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she must scream. That is why her head is so big.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she speaks the truth.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, so where has all the porridge gone?
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she has a tongue.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she keeps buying toothpaste.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she always eats her vegetables.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I have no mouth.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet one of her listed hobbies is eating the cookies her sister bakes.
Hello Kitty wept for she had no mouth, until she met a man who had no face.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still knows how to whistle.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but it only takes her three licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie PopTM
Hello Kitty has no mouth to spite her face.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and by this time her lungs are aching for air.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet in space you can hear her scream.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet mmmmph mmphhmmph mmphmppph!
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her mother can't get her to stop sucking her thumb.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but man can she hum.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she is sooooo hungry.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her dentist always gives her a sugar-free lollipop.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet children are starving in Africa.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's always putting her foot in it.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her breath is always minty fresh.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and when she gets sick, her head swells to near bursting.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and so she really didn't inhale.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she is expert with a blowgun.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her lipstick is prostitute red.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she makes that saxaphone come alive.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she also has no shame.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she often smokes in bed.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's bulemic.
Hello Kitty has no mouth but hey, cocaine goes up your nose!
Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still enjoys a good cigar.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's always coughing up hairballs.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she's the reigning 'Star Search' lip synch champion.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she's the spokesperson for Sanrio.
Hello Kitty has no mouth, because "if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all".
Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she bites the hand that feeds her.
4 comments:
if you think that's bad, imagine that Winnie the Pooh doesn't have an asshole.
What happens to his farts? Do they become burps? Eegh
And Mickey, who's a mouse, has a dog named Pluto for a pet and another dog named Goofy for a best friend.
And si Donald and Daisy Duck live in that world as the only ones not having any salawal and be able to get away with it. (yet pag lumabas sila ng shower naka-balabal modestly ng twalya) :D
BTW, is that the new hello kitty or the old one? Di ba flower ang nasa head nya dati? O_o;;
igor the kitty with the red ribbon is the original hello kitty design. the ribbon changes color or look depending on sanrio's theme or event.
the flower one i think is one of hello kitty's bow's variations. alam ko there's an instance cherry ang nakalagay dun. correct me if i'm wrong. :)
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